pomes of buddy don: It Can't Be Our Fault

It Can’t Be Our FaultYou fought through the war, you’re home and upset,But we don’t want to hear nothing no how,We don’t want to see you on our Tee Vee setFighting the wars we don’t care about now.The bombs, the destruction, it all brings us down —We don’t want to seem the least bit unkind —But we have a game, our team is in town,So why should we sully our beautiful mind?Why should we care about

pomes of buddy don: Our Country, Right or Wrong

Our Country, Right or WrongWhy can’t these peace-niks see how well it worksTo rough up someone who might know some thing*That might help us to find the evil jerksWho might attack us like a bee might sting?Why do surrender monkeys** all insistThat harshly enhanced methods can’t succeedIn getting scum we’ve captured to assistIn telling us most everything we need?Why do these agents of the FBI***

pomes of buddy don: No Need for Pravda Here

No Need for Pravda HereWe don’t need your Pravda in the U S!We have our ways to get the same job done –We simply make use of our famous free pressWho question naught our retired guys have spun.For when a general has to retireIt doesn’t mean his usefulness is through –Since as a lobbyist he might be hiredAnd we can help him if he helps us too.We call them “message force multipliers” –They help us

limricks of buddy don: If You Can’t Beat 'em, Join 'em

If You Can’t Beat 'em, Join 'emThe general’s coup was a nifty one,Our ally, a world-class shifty one,Is now a dictator –We might complain later –Or else use NSPD 51!(ifn ye wonta make a comment, ye gut to click on 'link' below.)

pomes of buddy don: Reserved for Use

Reserved for UseHow can it be that we are so confusedAs not to know what’s torture or what’s not?The very methods Torquemada usedRepulsed us – can it be that we forgot?The process then was called the Water Cure –A staple of the Spanish Inquisition –That it was torture we are pretty sureSince history has stated its position.The Chinese Water Torture was a name–Whoever coined it knew nothing of